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Emergency DeAndre Jordan RTOE

By Ian Levy

Apr 13, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Jordan Hamilton (1), center DeAndre Jordan (6) and guard Dahntay Jones (31) react to a dunk by guard Austin Rivers (not pictured) in the second half of the game against the Denver Nuggets at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 13, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Jordan Hamilton (1), center DeAndre Jordan (6) and guard Dahntay Jones (31) react to a dunk by guard Austin Rivers (not pictured) in the second half of the game against the Denver Nuggets at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports /
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Apr 13, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Jordan Hamilton (1), center DeAndre Jordan (6) and guard Dahntay Jones (31) react to a dunk by guard Austin Rivers (not pictured) in the second half of the game against the Denver Nuggets at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
Apr 13, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Clippers guard Jordan Hamilton (1), center DeAndre Jordan (6) and guard Dahntay Jones (31) react to a dunk by guard Austin Rivers (not pictured) in the second half of the game against the Denver Nuggets at Staples Center. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports /

Last night was insane, as DeAndre Jordan turned heel and went back to the Clippers. We had no choice but to talk about it. Let’s get into it.

10 Word Recap of today’s events:

Chris barnewall (@ChrisBarnewall): HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Jack Maloney (@jackhaveitall): was at work for 12 hours what the hell happened?

Zach Oliver (@ZachOliverNBA): Orlando Magic White dominated again. Wait, other things happened today?

Taylor Smith (@TaylorBojangles): Paul Pierce doesn’t know how to emoji and it’s perfect.

Eric Buenning (@ericbuenning): Paul Pierce is old, DAJ is wack, uhhh…banana boats.

Wesley Share (@wshareNBA): Blake Griffin is not an interior designer. Also, banana boats.

Wes Goldberg (@wcgoldberg): Plane emoji scissors emoji question mark dollar sign happy face.

Donnie Kolakowski (@donniebuckets): Chris promised to use his inside voice from now on

What card game do you think they were playing at DeAndre’s house?

Chris: Poker. After all, DJ just got really rich really fast. He has money to burn.

Jack: Probably bourre, but I want to believe it was bullshit/bluff/cheat (whatever you want to call it).

Zach: Chinese poker. Why Chinese? There was only four people, and it’s fun.

Taylor: DJ, Blake, Doc, Ballmer, JJ, Pierce: Poker. CP3: Solitaire

Eric: Go Fish. Everytime someone says “go fish” someone else adds “Cuban!” Then they all laugh and fall over from their seated position.

Wesley: I’d say Hearts, but DeAndre clearly doesn’t have one. *drops mic*

Wes: Cards Against Humanity.

Donnie: Uno. And they kept rigging the deck so DeAndre got all the WIld Draw 4’s.

What music do you think Cuban was listening to while driving around like a madman?

Chris:

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Wesley:

Wes:

Donnie:

What was your favorite tweet of the day?

Chris:

CHRIS PAUL TWEETED A GOT DAMN BANANA BOAT.

Jack:

Blake Griffin tweeting the picture of the chair blocking the door killed me.

Zach:

Rudy Gobert was just hanging out, probably blocking some shots somewhere, and he just made fun of Paul Pierce for his inability to tweet an emoji.

Taylor:

There can’t be a wrong answer here, but for whatever reason Mike Woodson getting in on the fun by swimming to the meeting slayed me.

Eric:

ALL OF THEM.

Wesley:

If you can integrate the crying Jordan face into an ultra-trolly Blake tweet, you’re unquestionably a winner in my book.

Wes: Blake Griffin going full HGTV was priceless, considering what was happening in the basketball world on his own damn team.

Donnie:

Chandler Parsons with the late winner!!!

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