Dennis Schröder has a car painted entirely gold
Dennis Schröder, the likely starting point guard of the Atlanta Hawks, is a man of good taste and flash. He more than anybody understand that it’s not just about how you play on the court, or the words you say off the court, that define you as a person. No, it’s the way you conduct yourself in everyday life that really define you as a person, and at the end of the day is the way everybody will remember you. So of course he has a car painted entirely gold, because that’s just the way Dennis Schröder lives.
Well, we know Dennis is here. pic.twitter.com/VjxoXQeKPj
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) September 14, 2016
Yes, that is really his car. Yes, it is covered entirely in gold paint. No, this is not a photoshop of some kind. He seriously drives around in a car made of of gold, and that officially gives him more swag than any other player to ever play the game of basketball. The way Schröder conducts himself is as a man that enjoys being more fly than you, and you know what? I respect that. Do you Schröder. Show us little people what it’s like to be on top of the world as you roll through the streets of Atlanta, covered in gold.
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Some basketball fans may be asking right now, “What does this have to do with his ability to be starting point guard of the Atlanta Hawks?” and while that’s a good question, it’s also a stupid question. This has EVERYTHING to do with his ability to be a starting point guard. I was a doubter for many years, but knowing he drives around a car like this gives me the confidence that he’s going to be a Hall of Fame Player some day. The confidence is too high to not be. May the basketball gods shine brightly on this man, and his incredible car.