BAE Index, 5/24/16: Nobody beats Bismack Biyombo

Welcome to the BAE Index.

The Biz, Part 1

Just before halftime of the Toronto Raptors’ win against the Cleveland Cavaliers to even the series at 2-2, NBA darling Bismack Biyombo came off the week side to meet LeBron James at the rim. The result was that song by Powerman 5000. You know that one I’m talking about.

Anyway so Biyombo got called for the foul (booooooo) but it doesn’t take away this wonderful moment in time. Click the Vine for the sound, by the way, it takes the clip up to 11.

The Biz, Part 2

Oh ho ho but if you thought The Biz wasn’t gonna get away with the business think again. Only this time Kevin Wesley Love was in trouble.

Again… click for sound.

Mark Jackson can be unbearable at times but every once in a while a gem exits his face hole in the hand-down-man-down treble and holmz Bismack Biyombo has a new nickname. “The Biz.” And you have to say it as if you’re DMX.

Man vs Wild is important

After the loss, LeBron did NOT look happy.

But, y’know, there are more important things than winning one for The Land. Like watching that show where that one dude eats roaches and makes blankets out of snake skin because he’s on TV or whatever.